Post by thePOSTALmodder on May 11, 2008 17:18:27 GMT -5
This is a thread to make up Gaenor jokes in the same style as the Churck Norris jokes. (Google "Chuck Norris Facts" if you don't know what I'm talking about.)
I'll start:
1. Gaenor's blood resurrects kittens and cures Corprus. Too bad he has never even gotten a scratch.
2. Nords can resist frost balls. Gaenor kicks them in mid-air so hard it hurts the caster.
3. If you strike Gaenor, you die instantly. If you don't strike Gaenor, you still have 2 and a half seconds to live.
4. The last destruction of the Shivering Isles wasn't caused by the Greymarch. Gaenor was simply teleported by Sheogorath high above the Shivering Isles, because he had a beard. His landing caused a massive earthquake.
5. How can you be sure Gaenor isn't seeing you? You're still breathing.
6. What can you do to please Gaenor? Nothing, Morrowind isn't choice-friendly enough and neither is Gaenor as your only choice is to die.
7. Beggars need to ask for coins to get any. Gaenor can instantly will into existence a full ebony set.
8. The player can cut a Scrib in three equal slices with only one sword swing. Gaenor can cut the player in three equal slices with only one finger swing.
9. Gaenor can kill you with a bow... even if he has no arrows.
10. When Gaenor asks for 1.000.000 gold, you better not have them on you. Then again that can be just as bad...
11. Can you "Charm" Gaenor into liking you? No, it will be reflected and you will end up kissing his butt.
12. Can you "Calm" Gaenor? Gaenor is quite clam actually. That's why he can kill so efficiently.
13. When will Gaenor run out of luck? Luck isn't stupid enough to think it can run away from Gaenor.
14. How did Gaenor get passed the Gatekeeper? Easy, he just stepped over him.
15. How many people would it take to kill Gaenor in an MMORPG group raid? ... Only Gaenor can count to infinity...
16. Why didn't Gaenor get attacked by the Dark Brotherhood? Sithis is frightened by the mere thought of having Gaenor into the Void.
17. If you can see Gaenor, he can see you. If you can't see Gaenor, the Morrowind Battle music will let you know... but it will be too late for you...
18. Why is Gaenor a virgin? He kills first and asks questions later.
19. How does Gaenor practice necromancy magic? He kills first and ask questions later.
20. What happens if you google Gaenor? Something bad... he finds you.
21. How does Almalexia keep Gaenor out of her Temple? She feeds him 2 Ordinators and a Royal Guard each day.
I'll start:
1. Gaenor's blood resurrects kittens and cures Corprus. Too bad he has never even gotten a scratch.
2. Nords can resist frost balls. Gaenor kicks them in mid-air so hard it hurts the caster.
3. If you strike Gaenor, you die instantly. If you don't strike Gaenor, you still have 2 and a half seconds to live.
4. The last destruction of the Shivering Isles wasn't caused by the Greymarch. Gaenor was simply teleported by Sheogorath high above the Shivering Isles, because he had a beard. His landing caused a massive earthquake.
5. How can you be sure Gaenor isn't seeing you? You're still breathing.
6. What can you do to please Gaenor? Nothing, Morrowind isn't choice-friendly enough and neither is Gaenor as your only choice is to die.
7. Beggars need to ask for coins to get any. Gaenor can instantly will into existence a full ebony set.
8. The player can cut a Scrib in three equal slices with only one sword swing. Gaenor can cut the player in three equal slices with only one finger swing.
9. Gaenor can kill you with a bow... even if he has no arrows.
10. When Gaenor asks for 1.000.000 gold, you better not have them on you. Then again that can be just as bad...
11. Can you "Charm" Gaenor into liking you? No, it will be reflected and you will end up kissing his butt.
12. Can you "Calm" Gaenor? Gaenor is quite clam actually. That's why he can kill so efficiently.
13. When will Gaenor run out of luck? Luck isn't stupid enough to think it can run away from Gaenor.
14. How did Gaenor get passed the Gatekeeper? Easy, he just stepped over him.
15. How many people would it take to kill Gaenor in an MMORPG group raid? ... Only Gaenor can count to infinity...
16. Why didn't Gaenor get attacked by the Dark Brotherhood? Sithis is frightened by the mere thought of having Gaenor into the Void.
17. If you can see Gaenor, he can see you. If you can't see Gaenor, the Morrowind Battle music will let you know... but it will be too late for you...
18. Why is Gaenor a virgin? He kills first and asks questions later.
19. How does Gaenor practice necromancy magic? He kills first and ask questions later.
20. What happens if you google Gaenor? Something bad... he finds you.
21. How does Almalexia keep Gaenor out of her Temple? She feeds him 2 Ordinators and a Royal Guard each day.
